Monday, May 26, 2008

FYI: Barbie's hair does not flat iron.

She was just lying there on my counter. Hair all matted from too many baths.
Begging for me to "please, just do something with my hair."

So I did it. I clamped the flat iron, still hot from its sleek-ening job on my hair. I clamped it right on. I was going to make her beautiful again if it was the last thing I did.

Poor Barbie. Her hair is gone.
Poor flat iron.
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7 comments:

Dawn E said...

Okay...I laughed until I cried. Hilarious. Thanks for sharing!

rosiemomma said...

Well, I'm not cryin' over one less Barbie in the world. KIDDING!! I made peace with her a long time ago, remember?

YOu could use it as an object lesson; "See girls what happens when we emphasize the "outer woman" too much? See where vanity and too much time/money at the salon will get you? BALD!!!"

There's a lesson in there somewhere I just know it. Now, I"m off to get my gel nails backfilled.

Chucki said...

Oh, no! I hope it wasn't a favorite.

Unknown said...

That was funny! Really funny!

Monica said...

OMG. I was just randomly surfing the WTM blogs and came upon this. I burst out laughing. Thanks for the laugh.

~Monica

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